College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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