We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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