Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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