I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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