another moral hangover. fuck.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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