its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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