it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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