If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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