Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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