Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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