Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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