But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Randomize