too bad you live with your parents still
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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