I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
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Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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