Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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