omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Randomize
