Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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