remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Everyone says I win the strip club
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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