the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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