This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
