dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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