woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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