doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
please don't ironically join a cult
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