Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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