Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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