im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
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