i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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