none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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