Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
