His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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