Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
