IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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