Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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