That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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