it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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