go do what you do best...puke behind churches
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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