Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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