Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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