i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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