We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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