Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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