Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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