I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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