How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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