I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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