I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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