mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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