I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Randomize
