How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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