Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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