All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
There's always time for handjobs
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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