the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.