his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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