If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.