Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(510): View more from California

I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.

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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.

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(979): View more from Texas

She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.

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(303): View more from Colorado

What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?

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(360): View more from Washington

just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.

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(315): View more from New York

3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.

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(518): View more from New York

Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you

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(856): View more from New Jersey

ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS

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