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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You are living the dream.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?

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