But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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