It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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