Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just had sex on a roof
I don't want my vagina anymore.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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