my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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