Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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