i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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